God Will Kill You For Using The Withdrawal Method

One thing which any guy should know: the withdrawal method is a terrible method of birth control. Yet, it’s disturbing how many couples actually use it without any other birth control, and expect it to work reliably.Get your girl on a reliable birth control method, like the shot or the nuva-ring. And use condoms with a girl before you are absolutely sure that you can trust her. This way, your sex life is safer AND better because you don’t have to constantly worry about a disaster.

And plus, God will kill you if you use the withdrawal method — like he did to Onan. From the book of Genesis chapter 38:

8 And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother’s wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.

9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother’s wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

And if THAT doesn’t motivate you to use birth control…I don’t know what will ;)

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  1. ***V*** said on August 19, 2007 at 2:09 am

    Who teaches people to use the withdrawal method? We are taught many times to use condoms, though very few people do. I believe that the largest percentage in a age group (~17) to use condoms is 30%. Shocking, but people want to be happy now, not 9 months from now.

  2. a said on January 9, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    omg. i wasn’t on the pill before but now i’m on the pill and my partner doesn’t want to finish in me! he wants to know how long does it take for it to “start working” talk about ignorance… so he ruins it for me by not staying inside.. i cannot believe i actually had a tiff about me (female) wanting him to NOT pull out… of course i always end up with the ones from special ed… (sarcasm) wtf is wrong w/him…

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